Why You Should Hire Me

Below I provide some quotes that evidently serve to reveal my true nature, and why I'm a threat to the entire cosmos.


"Will - You have no comprehension at all of this topic. You are without a doubt the dumbest person I've ever met."

"Wjhonson is one of Wikipedia's worst offenders when it comes to supporting anonymous libel and revenge against living, identifiable people."

"I've stopped reading WikiEN-L because everything you post there depresses me, making me think that there's not only no hope for Wikipedia, there's no hope for the Internet in general. So that's one less person paying attention to your fascinating internal discussions!"

"You should be banned from the project."

"This is the same guy who got bashed on Gen-Medieval for espousing fake ancestry and phony research."